Wednesday, February 22, 2017

Guam tomorrow

K-mart get ready. half the ship will be there!

Pollywogs are now shellbacks

The highlight of the morning was the crossing the equator ceremony with King Neptune. Grant was to be one of the pollywogs and was a little concerned about what might happen. I suggested he not carry anything he didn’t want soiled and to wear washable clothes. It turns out he was the one that the ship’s doctor (he was actually the one to do it this time) does surgery on the pollywog. As usual all kinds of old food was extracted from Grant. At the end the doctor declares that the patient died but Nurse Listerine Liz applies a, well you really couldn’t call it CPR, and Grant was miraculously revived.

Along the way, the Captain got thrown in the brink (the swimming pool), and various other fun, but clearly stupid, things were done to great laughter. The band was renamed Jane and the Tuna Fishes.

Kiss the Fish

I did it again. I swear it’s the same fish. Ugly, rubbery, but with no odor, thank God.

WWII lecture

Today was the battle of Midway and more history on the new Lexington. The speaker then told us of his training as a pilot from an aircraft carrier and the experiences of first landing on the ship. Apparently there was an air strip in Florida painted exactly as an aircraft carrier so they could avoid destroying the ship until they had some skill. He said the ship looks about the size of a fingernail until you start to head for the deck in which instance the rear end of the ship looms huge.

Weather

Bright sun, temps in the 80s, wind Force 5 so pretty brisk. The ship is challenging to walk on and so you walk gingerly and cling to the rails.

Low vision

I met Sharon again and spoke more with her about the challenges of her visual loss. She didn’t bring her white cane which she now regrets. Despite her pin that says visually impaired, people try to test you, especially if you appear to be well compensated. (I know what that’s like). She was pushing a door to go into the grill this morning and some one slammed it in her face. As she said: something like that ruins her whole day.

She has a guide dog named Blitz who she dearly loves. She didn’t bring him on ship because he couldn’t go off the ship without going through quarantine so it seems useless to bring him. He’s a yellow Lab and she told me how that system works in Australia.

Wine tasting

This is done on each leg and allows us to try out wines without spending a lot of money. Ed enjoys wines more than I do but they did have Asti Spumonte which I do enjoy. There was a german reislng that was tolerable for me.

Captain’s reception

I’m still not sure why we are invited but it is a small group with many of the officers and department heads there. The chef is always present and puts on a great appetizer selection.

I asked the Captain about the laws about marrying at sea. He said he is legally able to do this as the ship is registered for Bermda and the marriages are thus registered in Bermuda. These are in international waters.

If someone wants to get married on board and have their own minister perform the ceremony, that must be arranged through headquarters.

Speed demons

Many passengers are using electric scooters on this trip. I rarely saw them before. The dining servers seem to delight in taking turns driving them around to store them during dinner and then to bring back to the passengers for use. It is actually pretty funny as we have begun to grade them on their driving and turning skills.


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